Darcey Shea

tumblr is just a random array of every little thing i have on my mind if i like it ill reblog it if i want to say it ill post it. also i am one of those people who if u like anything of mine i will spend an hour on ur page and reblog things that are of interest to me and not follow you sorry =( lol ill work on that also every one and a while i will post some sexual content i am only a human i do not reproduce a sexualy like Sheldon Cooper. that is all.<3

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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colfersaurusrex:

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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(via stability)

tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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(via orgasm)

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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Anonymous asked: I don't understand the post that said "420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through" so can you please elaborate?


Answer:

jayyvonbuttblog:

Well, 420 relates to smoking weed (idk why) but April 20th is coming up and they said weed ya know word puns

420 is the police code for weed possession

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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