Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Well, 420 relates to smoking weed (idk why) but April 20th is coming up and they said weed ya know word puns
420 is the police code for weed possession