Darcey Shea

tumblr is just a random array of every little thing i have on my mind if i like it ill reblog it if i want to say it ill post it. also i am one of those people who if u like anything of mine i will spend an hour on ur page and reblog things that are of interest to me and not follow you sorry =( lol ill work on that also every one and a while i will post some sexual content i am only a human i do not reproduce a sexualy like Sheldon Cooper. that is all.<3

happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

(via gnarly)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via orgasm)

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

(via gnarly)

the-damonator:

paladiin:

the-damonator:

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?

dont you fucking dare

Twerky 

(via orgasm)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via orgasm)

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

(via orgasm)

orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

(via stability)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via orgasm)

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